(pronounced: urea-plas-ma urea-lit-e-cum)

 UREAPLASMA UREALYTICUM pronounced urea plas ma urea lit e cum

What is it?A sneaky bacterial infection that is, again, often symptomless. However, it’s a pretty industrious disease, and if left to its own devices, could slowly savage your tubes and insides, causing infertility. If you’ve had it for a while, it can cause inflammation of the bladder and urethra, which means pain, needing to pee a lot and, well, more pain. Women might mistake the symptoms for cystitis, but not all pee-pain is the same, people. It’s harder to mistake for men, mostly because it makes dicks look like dead, crying baby whales.