(pronounced: trick-o-mon-eye-a-sis)

  TRICHOMONIASIS AKA TRICH pronounced  trick o mon eye a sis

What is it?Contracted through vaginal intercourse, trich is a parasite that’s becoming increasingly common in the UK. Once it finds its host (your uglies) it wriggles around making itself comfortable. It’s pretty harmless on the whole and may not show symptoms, but can cause itching, soreness and a nasty smell, as well as pain during sex. Worse, if pregnant women carry the parasite, it can cause the unborn baby developmental problems. Let’s face it, there’s not much that sucks more than an innocent baby having to suffer for your disgusting libido.